Toliet Papering Tips

#1- Avoid Eagle Mountain, there are very few trees.
#2- Keep it secret (for heavens sakes dont help clean it up the next day).
#3- Avoid the roof. Most of the time the role will get stuck.
#4- Giggle and laugh the entire time.
#5- Bring someone with you that is affiliated with a State Agency. The odds of getting into trouble drop dramatically.
#6- Use cheap toilet paper. You dont want them to roll it up and actually use it. GROSS.
#7- Watch out, revenge can be sweet.
#8- Avoid well lit areas unless the street lamp close to the house rarely works.
#9- Discuss exit strategy beforehand
#10- Just try it; You can never be too old to enjoy immature activities such as this.