I got this in a mass email and had to share.....
I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being
the official language in America .
I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a
gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of
America .
I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will
do a better job of spending my money than I could.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of
Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will
stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a
good and decent country.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who
can't tell us if it will rain in two or three days can
now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years
if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or
inflate my tires to proper levels.
I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill
millions of babies as long as we keep violent, convicted
murderers on death row alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in
America should not be allowed to make profits. Businesses
should just break even and give the rest to the government
so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money
the way they think it should be redistributed.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the
people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.
I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon
threatens my family or me, I know the government can respond
faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my
hand.
I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5%
profit on a gallon of gas are obscene, but government taxes
of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four
elitist liberals should rewrite the Constitution every few
months to suit some fringe element that could never get
their agenda past voters.
I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not
criminals, are not sucking up resources through government
aid, hospital services, education, or social services, but
are just people trying to make a better life by coming to
America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?
I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry
whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my horse.
It makes you wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican,
doesn't it?
Is anyone else as nervous for this Presidential election as I am?
8 comments:
Let's all move to Canada! Land of the free health care. Socialism is sounding better and better...
I can't believe that this country has come to this!! I really am scared to know the outcome of this presidential election.
YES I AM....
WHO HAS HAD CONTROL OF THE HUOSE THAT MAKES THE BILLS...
I HAVE ALMOST A YEARS FOOD STORAGE
AND TWO YEARS OF AMAO..
YES WHAT IS MINE WILL STAY MINE.
I am scared and I am also working on that food storage. Up until recently I thought my mother in law was nuts and now I wished I had listened!
I love it! I am not satisfied w/ the Republican's choice either, but it sure is better than the alternative.
I agree with all ya'll. I'm scared of what's ahead for our country. I'm with you Jessie. Wish I had more food storage too :0.
I just read through all of this, and I LOVE IT! I am with most people I know, I don't love either candidate, but am afraid of where we'll be as a country in a year or so if you know who wins. He's very charming--reminds me of some guys in the B of M, not good ones. You know, they flatter to get to the throne, and then show their true colors. Hmmm...hope more people in those "swing states" wake up before election day!
I have been following this election more closely than in the past. I am not satisfied with either choice, but I do like some of both. It's going to be historic one way or another and the most important thing is that we vote (even if I don't think it matters in utah since Utah's electoral votes will always be for the republican party).
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